Wednesday, May 14, 2008

ANNETTE-ITIS

Maybe it's the fact that over the past 8 weeks I have been inundated with making invitations, planning birthday parties, baby showers, and preparing Relief Society lessons, but it's been a bit overwhelming. During my self evaluation periods, I wonder if this feeling of being over loaded is more self induced than anything. You see...I have this condition...I have inherited it from my mother and it has not only been passed on to me, but to my sister Adrianne as well. We're not sure what happened to the other 'Smart' siblings that seem to have bypassed this contagious epidemic, but I applaud them for escaping the nemesis. It's a condition I like to call "Annette-itis."

You know you have this condition if you find yourself preparing a Primary lesson on families and you decide that to illustrate this concept to the children you are teaching you will make them each a homemade doll. But wait, not just a doll representing them, but dolls representing each of their siblings. ABSOLUTE CRAZINESS!!! Or, you are given the task of making bridal shower invitations for your sister and even though you know you have to make 50 invites, you still go the elaborate route of grommets, 3 different kinds of paper, and endless printing which results in a midnight melt down where in your sister and your brother-in-law to be have to intervene and take over the project sending you to bed rather than committing you to the insane asylum of which may have been more appropriate. OR...it may also look like this:


A counter full of homemade sugar cookies because heaven forbid you pass out store bought cookies to the sisters in Relief Society

And then of course you have to package them just right so you can make a good impression

A shopping bag full of plastic Easter eggs all filled w/ the good kind of candy (not the gross kind) because you want to continue to win the prize of funnest, single Aunt a niece or nephew could ever have


Another elaborate invitation - this time for your brother's 30th surprise birthday party


Does this behavior warrant an intervention?

Monday, May 5, 2008

Transformation

Seriously, I just had a wild hair (literally), obeyed my inner impulsiveness, and chopped my hair. Here are the before and after photos...

Before




And after...


Yes, if you look closely you will also see that I apparently had an inner punck voice I was listening to as well and decided to go with some purple "peek-a-boo" color in my new hair. I am having regrets; I really did like my long hair - but I was also really sick of it. Plus, I keep reminding myself that hair grows - mine grows fast - and so I should enjoy the summer cut. Right? Anyone? Anyone?

Am I delusional, crazy, need meds so I don't listen to the voices inside my head, or just roll with it & enjoy it?